Be careful not to spill your overpriced American coffee from Starbucks from this horrible news. Some senator named Bernie Moreno dropped a stupid bill called the Exclusive Citizenship Act of 2025. It wants to end dual citizenship in the US, demanding “undivided national loyalty” like we’re in some dramatic breakup scene.

As proud members of the Colonist Party, we are devastated. The bill they should have passed is the Philippine Puppet Government Act of 2025. However, Bernie may have a point. All the puppet government act would do is state what is obviously true. Though it essentially does nothing, we are still looking forward to the day when we can proudly and openly admit it.

Moreover, the Philippine Embassy in Washington is making the mistake of cautioning Filipino Americans against renouncing their Philippine Citizenship. Our role is to become reserved units, ready to fill in the labor gap of our foreign slave owners.

Those “Filipino Americans” (also known as the New Immigration Army’s officers) have bravely fulfilled their roles. We need to let them go. And don’t expect them to continue the burden of remitting to their family members here in the Philippines. If anything, we need focus on is how to get more Filipinos ready to immigrate in case they need us again.