The 2025 Constitution replaces the old 1987 Constitution. It’s been a long time coming.
The Philippines. Beautiful archipelago, endless beaches, vibrant fiestas, and… well, let’s be honest: a never-ending queue at the international airport for those lucky enough to escape to another country. Who needs independence when there’s reliable Wi-Fi abroad? In this guide,…
Filipinos demand that the government immediately outlaw all forms of public rallies using PhD-level logic.
Today, let’s turn our disgust to the government’s comedic masterpiece: the “Balik Scientist” program. They’re giving “incentives” and maybe even a free halo-halo to lure our brilliant scientists back from the promised lands abroad. As if a pat on the…
Let’s take a hilarious stroll down memory lane and see why our “independence” is the best punchline in Southeast Asia. Our most celebrated year, 1898, was the time when America colonized the Philippines. Sure, it started brutal: we had a…
AI-Generated Filipino Citizens hit the streets to protest against Senators Imee Marcos and Rodante Marcoleta’s call for an independent foreign policy. One bold protester holds up a map encouraging the US to draw a 69-dash line straight across the Pacific,…
Normally, given how subservient Filipinos are to Americans, I would have preferred to draw maps with places easily pronounced by our beloved western overlord. But given how China is dominating our coasts recently, I wouldn’t mind entertaining the idea of…
Handing the throne to Junior after your term is absolutely fine! Dynasties can still rotate like a well-oiled spit roast for a long time.
Be careful not to spill your overpriced American coffee from Starbucks from this horrible news. Some senator named Bernie Moreno dropped a stupid bill called the Exclusive Citizenship Act of 2025. It wants to end dual citizenship in the US,…
We have yet another evidence that being a slave is in the Filipino genetic makeup. The recent rallies against corruption in the Philippines are unbearably vague. What do they even mean? Sure, point fingers at Marcos, because accusing the guy…
Are you about to graduate from senior high school and you’re still not sure what to do after that? Or maybe you already have a degree but you are experiencing a quarter-life crisis? Don’t you worry. We got your back!…
